It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

Reminds me I read once that the voices people with schizophrenia hear are kinder and funnier and more benevolent for those who don’t live in the industrialized West

Western Washington is profoundly beautiful. Unless it’s 1700 or 1980.

We know that the ≈9.0 earthquake occurred on the evening of January 26, 1700, by way of Japanese records of the resulting tsunami. (!)

Some context

At least a couple of Kitboga’s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Buster's. Kit:

• never wishes for the plague
• always respects all varieties of English
• always respects that not everyone calling everyone else is US-based
• never uses slurs, and Kit’s
• never gonna give you up

Correct. Jealous, resentful people making fun of other people for having sex. Tale as old as time.

Wow.

There is nothing wrong with, and everything right about, small penises. The more we mock men’s behavior and bodies, the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.

All penises are good. Sometimes the people attached are awful.

Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.

Dylan is a genius of the profound variety. I was concerned when he seemed to disappear; I’m delighted it looks like a happier ending.

Thank you for making the world make better sense, Dylan!

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You got these saved for special Cartesian grid-ridiculousness occasions? I salute you.

OH FVCK

The founder of the church had no problem with premarital sex. He married many women who already had living husbands.