liquorisquicker

joined 6 days ago

Hey, it's me when I bomb on a first date.

[–] liquorisquicker@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Seriously how the fuck is this not immediate grounds for expulsion?

[–] liquorisquicker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

More like the epitome of efficiency.

[–] liquorisquicker@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Serious question: This car starts driving at you and the driver appears to have bad intentions. There are a bunch of people around. What's your plan?

[–] liquorisquicker@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's a cool looking bike but the guy on it couldn't possibly look more frumpy and uncomfortable.

Oh god. I actually started gagging and coughing.