It’s not you, it’s people.
What are your hobbies?
*list things I like doing*
No, I mean REAL hobbies!
All posts need to have the same title: me_irl it is allowed to use an emoji instead of the underscore _
It’s not you, it’s people.
What are your hobbies?
*list things I like doing*
No, I mean REAL hobbies!
Wikipedia is a trustworthy, reliable, and unbiased information source on hobby validity.
Everything can be a hobby!
Person: what's your favorite song? Me: At the moment it's [non stop 15min info dump] Person: Yeah they're great, have you heard [literally any other song of theirs?] Me: Uhhhhh what?
I swear, it happens all the fucking time. I've thought of some made-up answers in order to not sound dumber than I am and yet, every other interactions there's still a wormhole that siphons my mind...
Hey, it's me when I bomb on a first date.
Alternatively: "what's your favorite song?"
"NowyoumayfinditinconceivableorattheveryleastabitunlikelythattherelativepositionoftheplanetsandthestarswouldhaveaspecialdeepsignifiganceimmeaningthisexclusivelyjusttoyouwithoutanyscientificdocumentedevidencebutyouwouldhavetobesomekindofmoronnottorealizethateverysingleoneofthemistruewherewasI? "