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submitted 6 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Shouldn't have ignored everything the last three months. I had 500 hero's chest to open. Fucking hell even a slog with a mouse script.

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submitted 8 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Free legendary relic for one (1) legenary rune.

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submitted 8 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

First boss gets stuck in its invuln-AoE-phase. Resetting fractal, entirely leaving the lobby, nothing has reset it.

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Game Update Notes: 09.01.2024 (en-forum.guildwars2.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Couple of bug fixes and some LFG polish, but over 300MB. Huh.

Part 2: https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/141813-game-update-notes-january-9-2024/#comment-2057112

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Gliding Temporarily Disabled in WvW (en-forum.guildwars2.com)
submitted 8 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

We are temporarily disabling gliding in WvW due to a crash issue and will re-enable it once the issue is resolved. Gliding is only disabled in WvW, other game modes are not affected.

Zerglings go splat. No, seriously. I think I lost a year of my life wheezing my lungs out, I haven't seen anything that hilarious in like a year.

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A labour of love (lemmy.wtf)
submitted 8 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Many events have a bit of a grace period once the last item is being given to the NPC, so others can get rid of their items and get participation. Many events also have a timer, so if you hand in the last item 15 seconds before the event ends and the NPC gives it another 60 seconds of grace period, the event fails.

Just joking, it doesn't fail. That would be an immensily inept way to design a game. All items being handed in has priority, the event checks for that before declaring fail or success state.

Except in current content. The beacon part of the Nayos meta, for example.

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submitted 9 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Probably save to assume that they will keep selling half a season of Living World once a year for an almost full full box price, but I'll wait until something is actually released. Maybe it'll be more than 85% cannibalized and recycled mechanics and art assets.

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Kaineng T2 actually fixed (en-forum.guildwars2.com)
submitted 9 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Just finished it, works now.

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Dungeon Rush is live (wiki.guildwars2.com)
submitted 9 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

And I'm pretty sure our Commander and his herald are fucking.

Reward: pwetty cape. -> [&AgF5igEA]

Oh, and that Single-Use Dungeon Portal Scroll is a scam. It doesn't even teleport you to Camilla, it drops you off at the entrance of Lion's Arch like the regular scroll. Shame.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

There have been several reports of 72h bans and I'll just link to a reddit modpost.

It's most likely just a false positive, yet it'd still be annoying to get banned for half a week over nothing.

Edit: https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/140918-players-are-being-given-72-hours-bans-for-unlocking-waypoints-for-another-playeraccount-with-turtle/page/4/#comment-2042375

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submitted 9 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Fun's over, mate.

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submitted 9 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Just healed 100 nm Afflicted, 0 problems, absolutely fucking retarded OP. Shit's hilarious and will get only better with the rifle.

[&DQcXKi06KB1tAW0BaQFpAWgBaAGFAYUB7RK8AQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADWQBWAFcAAA==]

Switched MoC for Null Field in that specific case since Uber AoE Condi Removal of Doom ruled supreme in that specific encounter.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it’s much more interesting that way and a curious thing that you don’t find those numbers anywhere anymore. It’s also from interest that almost the entire 2014 numbers are during a complete and utter stop of content deployment. Almost 12 month of absolute 0 content updates in favour to rush out HoT. And it still had better numbers than everything that came afterwards up to EoD.

Though it’s revenue . Squeezing more out of less players can highten the revenue as well, and Anet got nuked from orbit by NCSoft pre-EoD.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 months ago

Hear, hear. I'm pretty sure there are like five OG fans left that actually enjoyed the concept of a casual open world MMO. The most bizarre thing is that Anet actually managed to take off by not competing with WoW and instead pandered to an entirely different consumer bracket.

s i g h

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it's mostly me being a pedantic prick. It just boggles my mind to fuck people over for blocking some twats. What the fuck kind of bizarro clown world bullshit is this. Imagine a room full of adults going "yeah this is fine". Breaks my mind.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 7 points 10 months ago

Compared to pre-HoT numbers: https://i.imgur.com/Vgd7ejp.png

It's sad to see GW2 being barely able to scratch even the pre-HoT numbers of twelve month of content drought. Never mind the pre-HoT numbers during active content deployment. Took them almost ten years after their bait-and-switch.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 4 points 11 months ago

Well. Not much to add to that now, is there. I'd have to start nitpicking to really find anything, so I pretty much agree across the board. All I can add is my personal interest on what really happened at Anet. I wonder if the ship's being run by scabs now or if it's just a valiant last effort to, as you said, against 100% shareholder interest. Did MO tell NCSoft to get fucked and pissed off? Was his departure part of a deal to not completely nuke Anet or the game from orbit, more than NCSoft did with IBS anyway? Considering that MO's hand-picked successor mysteriously vanished, his project got fucking murdered and that we now have a 25€ half-season I feel like things have gotten pretty dirty at some point. Unfair speculation: probably scabs that genuinely think they can do it better and don't mind rule over rubble. But what do I know, my speculations are barely more than fanfic.

Ah well, could've, should've, would've. RIP GW2, it delayed my departure from MMOs for ten years, heh. It'll at least keep being a small part of my breakfast routine.

You know what's the most fascinating thing? How the subreddit does not care in the slightest whatsoever. The same subreddit that threw an absolute rageboner at Mount Adoption Licenses, the 50€ box price of HoT, or Build Templates. But paying 25€ for half a season of LW? Fucking people are actually thrilled. Absolutely bizarre. Guess it's the 2023 gamer crowd, "kids these days" just never learned that games can come without a cash shop? Everyone just gave up and became a consoomer? Fuck me if I know.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 4 points 11 months ago

We don't pay Anet, we pay NCSoft. NCSoft gives Anet a budget. NCSoft has a history of shutting down perfectly fine MMOs because they're not profitable enough, pretty sure that's what happened to GW2. Except that it's not been shut down, instead it runs on like 25% of its season 4 budget or whatever. So no, we won't get more of we pay more. And yes, the entire "mini expansion" is just recycled and repeated content ad nauseam. I can't see the design loop of "go get glowy orbs with your skyscale" anymore, it happens 25 times per event, acrpss 90% of events.

Pretty sure that's it.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 4 points 11 months ago

Here is my take: remember City of Heroes? Has nothing to do with the codebase, I'd say. It's just NCNet now, mate. Like ActiBlizz. It's not a flesh puppt yet, took a while for Blizzard, Bioware and Co as well. But it's not going to get better anymore.

Half a season of Living World over twelve month for almost full price. Fuck me that's grim.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 7 points 11 months ago

Genuinely just three maps and a hub. Fucking hell.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 11 months ago

I, too, would like to have the karma of a Buddha. The last time I got kicked out of my own group was when I told someone to stop switching to higher-level Swampland. (It had Afflicted.)

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 4 points 11 months ago

Apes. Together. Strong.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 5 points 11 months ago

Oh. Gliding back. And I thought I did the smart by gliding forward. Well, that'll ease the daily.

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