I'm also Canadian and I do get random calls in Mandarin sometimes. I didn't know what they saying so I just hung up, but I guess it's likely they were scam calls along these lines.

Oh, okay that makes way more sense and does sound a lot more how most brains would work. Fascinating stuff

1 has gotta be the norm, right? Like, whenever I see a movie adaptation of a novel I've always heard from people who're mad because the film doesn't line up with their mental image

REESE'S PUFFS, REESE'S PUFFS EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP

REESE'S PUFFS, REESE'S PUFFS EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP

Immediately thought of this - I guess this person is British or from another region where Weetabix is a normal thing

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEA

I was just thinking the other day how unhealthy it is to think that if someone isn't terminally online they're lame or dumbasses