Read the Narnia books if you want to see real Christian allegory in full effect...

Only thing Disney has earned is our contempt

They don't give a fuck? You can hear em, moan and yuck

They are already being sold in Australia, which has fairly strict safety standards

Disable uPNP in Windows! And in your router

I hear sticking your head under water and shouting Boo works

s/ecosystem/monopoly

Is this just a weird rip off of Project Hail Mary?

Couldn't help but read that in Garth Merenghi's voice

Gyarados obviously

Ghouls n Goblins yo

It took me literally 15 years to convince SO to do this...gl