[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

Let me guess... He fell onto all of his chef knives at once?

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

If the prices of meds were that low, then our taxes wouldn't go towards manufacturing missiles to supply to other countries to kill people.

People are so selfish. /s

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

It took me until my 20s before I could swallow pills without gagging and spitting out water.
Then one day something just clicked and since then, no problem.
I can do one, two or even eight at a time like it's nothing.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago

And he slides out of another one.... Fucker is so slippery that even bullets don't stick.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 92 points 4 months ago

Trump, Trump, Trump. "All these things Trump could do..."

How about, Biden could have Trump assassinated as a political rival.
Done and done.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 80 points 4 months ago

What the fuck are the moderators even there for?

So much time is being taken with, "let me keep talking about the question from ten minutes ago and ignore what you just asked."

Sorry people with children. The question that focused on your issues were just skipped over.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 111 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't even mind the ads if they just played maybe one per three or four videos. That would still bring in a massive amount of money without pissing everyone off.
Instead we get up to two ads every couple of minutes.

It's all about blatant greed.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 84 points 7 months ago

Funny how surgeons don't seem to have the problems this flyer describes.
And I better not open this person's closet and find a single scarf.

How anyone can still believe this shit just confounds me.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 65 points 8 months ago

If only we had vaccines for this.
Oh, wait.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 112 points 10 months ago

If anyone ever thinks differently, this video should convince you.
If you work for a corporation, you are not a person with a name, you are a number. And that number is the amount of money given to you as pay and benefits.

And when the corporation no longer likes your number, you can be unceremoniously shown the door, regardless of your past performance.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 113 points 10 months ago

Physical buttons in cars for radio and environment settings.

There used to be a time when I could have my hand on the gear shifter and just reach out with my fingers to change radio stations or adjust the heat or a/c without needing to look down at all.
Now with modern touchscreens in cars, you can't do any of that. I have gotten used to playing with the radio via the steering wheel buttons, but anything else requires hunting around, looking for the correct spot to touch the screen.
And yet they say, "don't take your eyes off the road!"

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[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago

I asked my 79 y/o mother if she knew. She didn't even blink. "Because they're not blue."

Impossible to argue with that logic.

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