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Sure, there's much better ice cream than McDonald's, but sometimes a McDonald's sundae hits just right.

I've only had it a couple times, but it only tasted slightly like it smelled. Not particularly pleasant, but not terrible either.

Picture a bag of sweet onions that's been sitting there too long and the bottom ones are getting soggy and smushed and leaking brown juice all over.

But it's only smells. It tastes nothing like that. It's like a weird, creamy fruit custard. I thinknit's ok, but some people love it.

Unrealistic. The cat's butthole is not in the person's face.

What about Christmas Unicorn?

Have you heard the Alanis Morissette version?

Why do kids like you always have to make things generational??

The irony of this question is painful.

You just complained about what younger people do, and then you complained about being called out for it bevause someone "made it generational."

You made it generational.

So disable macros until enabled. But protected view won't even let you edit a text document.

The joke is about subverting the all-too-common expectations of blaming the victim for getting raped by turning the blame back onto the rapists.

Not to ruin the party, but they're both made with the exact same number of chemicals, coincidentally.

Or being 86ed from a bar means you're no longer welcome there.

The Netherlands are also considering a terrorist designation for antifa.