murmurations

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[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for your food product content!

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

Thank you for creating Exquisite Corpse conduit!

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

One of the talking points in South Africa goes like this:
The "homeless" black people that live in corrugated metal slums all have mansions that were stolen from white people and given to them by the government when apartheid ended.
They choose to live in slums to work in the cities, and go back to their mansions when they're not working. Alternatively, they don't live at their mansions because they are too lazy/dumb to actually take care of the property.

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 days ago

Speed runners will save us all, if we can only find a way to channel their

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

It was made for me!
Th- This is my █████████ ██████!

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

pickle rick was sentenced to six years imprisonment for listening to the BBC, and to death for inciting rebellion. With typical dry humour, pickle rick asked which sentence was to be carried out first.

 
[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

ז וַיִּקַּח֙ סֵ֣פֶר הַבְּרִ֔ית וַיִּקְרָ֖א בְּאָזְנֵ֣י הָעָ֑ם וַיֹּ֣אמְר֔וּ כֹּ֛ל אֲשֶׁר־דִּבֶּ֥ר אוּרִיאֵל נַֽעֲשֶׂ֥ה וְנִשְׁמָֽע

 

According to MATA peace enforcement statistics, xhe was posthumously designated a terrorist.

 
 
 

"""
The tardi-grada recognize the shepherd's voice and come to him. They are his, and he calls them by name and leads them out.

After he has gathered his own flock, he walks ahead of them, and they follow him because they know his voice.

They won’t follow a stranger; they will run from him because they don’t know his voice.
"""

 

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awawa in the comments ↓

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Interrogative:

spoilerIs the next best thing to start screaming; proselytizing at smart t*rds that pass you in the streets?

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