You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you'll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

Because the GTA:Trilogie was such a great work I'm sure this won't be a have ass either.

I don't even know a girl.

You can clearly see he dropped his phone on purpose.

You can block them, you know

It may take 3 months to learn a new habit but I take only one week to unlearn it afterwards.

But F1 tires are smooth as fuck too.

Wenn alle so denken würden, würden wahrscheinlich auch weniger in einen Krieg ziehen.

Today I found out it's 'Hey there Delilah' and not 'Hey dirty lilah'.

Is he trying to look tuff or is he trying to hypnotize the officer who took the photo?

and I'm getting blocked anyways....