How the fuck do you people see this post and think "eeeyup these words are an authentic expression of anon's sincere opinions" ???

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Love how "built in java" is listed as a feature

How long did it take you to rephrase the title in a way that includes "the West has fallen"

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

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I think I just had a stroke

Always hits me like a truck when I hear Americans still use SMS

Finally some love for #000000 #FFFFFF <3

please don't jinx it :(

c/templeporn

Absolutely It's really nice how this affects the tech related serious communities but damn is it heartbreaking how bad the memes here are

God I'd love to implement a lemmy instance as a byzantine fault tolerant distributed system... Anyone wanna lend me a working brain?