The town in Gippsland with the giant cigar in the middle of it? Yeah, they're all drunk :D

It's bin day for us. I'm guessing lots of the bins in our street must be tired, when I left this morning many were laying down having a nice nap :|

Our garbo will deserve a bonus by the time he's finished today!

Unless it has a bumper sticker saying 'My other car is a WRX' of course.

It's like when I wonder why all the people that work at the bottle shop near me are drunk.

I'll pour one out for it tonight.

I wish I still had my childhood Commodore 64. Been on the lookout for one for a while now, but even the fixer-uppers are worth heaps. The days of $20 garage-sale specials are long gone!

You shouldn't feel shame! That's not shameful, it's WINNING.

At our hardware deployment centre here at work, they have a little machine for applying screen protectors, that at first glance looks a little bit similar to one of those old school credit card manual kerchunkyslidey things (me English gud).

Install the 'insert' for the model phone you're applying it to, drop the phone in, put the protector in the guides, kerchunk-kerchunk, perfectly aligned and applied screen protector every time.

It's seriously like cheat mode. No way you could ever do it that perfectly by hand every time.

Easy come, easy go.

When we were choosing an agent to sell our last place, our final two on the shortlist were pretty much lineball with commissions/offerings.

However one of them also had a history of these nagging tactics with calls and spam and almost-daily "please sell with meeeee" mailbox drops. So we went with the other guy.

You appear to have seen me cook somehow

Instructions unclear, tongue stuck in beaters

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