Wait, you get a puppy for being shy?

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?

Time to lick my asshole

Masochist: Torment me, please.

Sadist: No. (Muhaha)

"Check out my gun! By the way I use Arch."

Did you try: sudo marry me?

Bruh

Trust me jabroni, I've tried!

These nerds told me something about pump operation only permitted with federal approved fuel containers. Bunch of bozos!

Hey, it's me, the Universe. I just wanted to say, this is no longer working for me. And if it makes you feel better, sure it's not you, it's me. Please don't call.

No, misleadingly overspecific, but don't worry, I fixed it:

You get my upvote, but it's an angry Andor unwillingly one.

The argument is: if your rent is that cheap, you probably have a side deal going on (like extra pay or work for housing) to avoid taxes and/or social security contributions.

I'm not saying the present system is great, I'm just explaining it and unfortunately some people indeed try "save" taxes that way.