+1 Food (Kim's personal food stash, 0.1 turn, it wont last long)
-2 Military (Russia, 3 turns, the busted ass ammo exploded in your face)
-100 Foreign Relations (Everyone realizes how far you've fallen when you had to hit up North Korea for a weapons fix, your offspring will feel this shame for generations)
This is precisely why we've kept Floridaman around for so long. He's our last line of defense. When they finally come for us, we're letting that motherfucker loose. May God have mercy on us all
Context: Brazil orders troops to the border amid Venezuela's plans to annex their neighbor. Brazilian army truck explodes on way to border. https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/caminhao-do-exercito-explode-apos-acidente-na-fronteira-com-a-guiana/
Lo encontré = Found him
It's the Saddam meme because of all their similarities
The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don't have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.
The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 2 - When planning to capture a city in three days, always remember to pack a lunch... and maybe dinner. And breakfast for the next few months, just in case.
Heresy!
Something like this
False equivalency, the Moskva is a submarine.
Log Entry
Subject #47, post ingestion of Substance-6∆V, exhibits a stable yet enigmatic state. Initial analysis suggests successful integration with the host's biology however we are witnessing cellular transformations at an highly unexpected rate. Notably, the subject developed █████, which shouldn't even be possible and frankly I'm concerned ██████████████████. Further monitoring is essential, especially after last week's █████ incident and ███████████. The potential implications are ██████████████.
I like big ships and I cannot lie
You other sailors can't deny
That when a ship sails in with an itty bitty wake
And a big hull in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cause you noticed that ship was stuffed
Deep in the sea she's fairing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Source is from the alien website
Context: USS Pinckney (DDG-91) is the first of the U.S. Navy Arleigh Burke class destroyers to receive a cutting edge electronic warfare upgrade. https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/navy-destroyer-looks-significantly-different-after-major-upgrade
I hope I don't have to explain this one. No, NASA is not fighting Russia. It's just vatnik cope
Mob storms Dagestan airport in search of Jewish passengers from Israel
"A mob in Russia’s mostly Muslim region of Dagestan has stormed the airport in Makhachkala in search of Jewish passengers arriving from Israel.
In the past day, local people have besieged a hotel in search of Jewish guests and stormed the airport after reports emerged that a flight from Tel Aviv was arriving in the city. Passengers were forced to take refuge in planes or hide in the airport for fear of being attacked.
Local health authorities said that 20 people had been injured, including two who were critical. The RIA news agency said nine police officers had received injuries in the incident, two of whom were being treated in hospital. The passengers on the plane were safe, security forces told Reuters.
Sixty people were later detained, RIA reported on Monday, adding that 150 of the protesters had been identified."
You laugh but those hats conceal advanced ERA that protect from Javelin top down attack.