A room full of sharks?

Yeah felt very obvious which ones will be chosen regardless of the survey...

A lot of people are buying these machines with 8GB or shelling out for the upgrade. Win/win for Apple unfortunately.

They put ads in I'm switching. People can send me SMS for all I care

Yes you have to decide if the cost of the convenience is worth the lock in and price of Apple products. At the end of the day you still have a choice.

Why have we posted a massive wall of text as a picture?

While I get everyone's distrust of Huawei, Bluetooth is shit and I'd love a better replacement.

Yes, you know, like flu jabs are for sale...

I hope they'll just be repaired, I'd imagine people won't keep doing it for that long, only at the moment because it's new. Eventually they'll become used to it.

Given this link, the expected response is 'wugs'.

Have you heard of Proton?

Yes, less air means less lift. Same issue with altitude.