parody

joined 1 year ago
[–] parody 2 points 4 months ago

How stupid is this conspiracy theory:

If it were a threat, like “this is what you’re gonna be worth if you don’t accept, anyway” depending on how power drunk he was feeling when hitting Tweet

[–] parody 1 points 4 months ago

Ohhhh got it, thank you for taking the time to explain! Esp. from under a little dog pile, to boot :)

[–] parody 6 points 4 months ago

👉👌

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+ 🇺🇸⚖️

= 👉🇺🇸⚖️

💥

[–] parody 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Love how ya write. May I talk to myself?

Let’s take age comments in stride. These friggin’ kids, bless ‘em, gotta learn ‘em up on Ye Olden Wayes as our forefathers did before us.

Yes, you’re at least five years too young for DVDs, maybe a decade. Quick question: are you familiar with the word “rewind“?

[–] parody 5 points 4 months ago

You’re Soup•er Lovely

[–] parody 1 points 4 months ago

Hell yeah stoves ‘n’ limes

@lime@feddit.nu

Thanks 😎

[–] parody 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ladies, if your man slurpin that raw albumin, remember there are plenty of fish in the sea and not all of them are hard for salmonella

[–] parody 9 points 4 months ago

The system has failed us. At least a third of us but, to have a respectable shot, a quarter of us must revolt.

[–] parody 10 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Would like never jack off

(Holodecks are affordable right?)

[–] parody 20 points 4 months ago

Will this affect Mark in his bunker? If not, not sure why I’d care!

[–] parody 1 points 4 months ago

Top three favorite holes

[–] parody 2 points 4 months ago

I didn’t read it as anal, you read it as anal

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