Hey, you know that Rand Paul guy? He was letting some air come out of his mouth yesterday. When he said we need an honest debate…
Bro, what makes you think you would be a part of an honest debate? You're not qualified.
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Now they’re technically not blanks 🙏
I was thinking the other day about a phenomenon which amazes me. Now this proposal will rub salt in the thumb wound. But if you're prepared, consider the average number of falls for an adult over a long time period (a year or a thousand days or something). Somehow we, including you, as humans are to do an immense number of incredibly precise calculations as we walk and move, and we essentially never ever fall in adulthood / our prime years. There are millions and millions of citizens who did not fall in 2024. Only their feet made context with the ground. Our little monkey brains just do the math, I guess, or something, amazing!
We do that sometimes!
If you have a moment - even just a sentence on what we missed would be interesting to read
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(Sorry, that was mean, my actual response is a pleasant one: we still wear seatbelts even if we didn’t crash yesterday, or crashed yesterday and survived 🙂)
What is pictured is known to me mostly only theoretically. Someone female presenting zipping up their pants! Definitely did a double take on that.
That was a good way to round out the original post, which just mentioned the “POTUS team” and pretended like it was acceptable human behavior.
I can’t even joke “when has art ever sold dick pills?” because colorful gas station packages conceivably outsell telemarketers on that front.
:’(
Pretty good, but I prefer Osama Bin Laden Sniper Pizza Rolls