Don't forget tho vaccinate the guns.

And their children.

I've never used swipe typing, so my data is probably garbage, but its kinda fun.

proof?

If you are in possession of a penis, pull your pants down slightly and put said penis in someone's mouth, you achieve clothed oral sex outside of bed without dividing any legs and any chance of multiplying.

So nope.

holy fuck i didn't even notice the chin text on that glowing emoji

WTF

When i wrote my comment i typed "i know Luke Smith is a bigot" at first, but then toned it down to "controversial" because i haven't really watched or read a lot of him to know for sure. But that image basically confirmed what I thought I knew about him.

I get like 75ct discount in total because I am there frequently, so don't bother reading every Rabatt. There is also one popsicle on there, which I didn't include in the 97€ because I ate it in front of the store.

In addition to this, I also included (bought from other stores):

• Bread: 6,60€
• Oat milk: 3x2,79€
• Gherkins: 6,99€ (i should stop buying these, they are wayy overpriced)

Only me and, IDK, 2 Weeks? But I also go to the Mensa and will also probably buy another bread next week.

i crossposted it for ya

relevantes xkcd

yes

its honestly funnier without