The one and only time I had to excuse myself towards the end of a concert and miss the closing number was after eating at the enlisted mess and getting explosive diarrhea.

I guess they're training their soldiers for biological warfare.

There are plenty of desktop os other than of linux, windows and mac. You can even try them right in your browser here:

• ReactOS, an os specifically made to be compatible with windows apps: https://copy.sh/v86/?profile=reactos
• SerenityOS, an os written with focus on 90s UI: https://copy.sh/v86/?profile=serenity
• KolibriOS, an os written in assembly: https://copy.sh/v86/?profile=kolibrios
• 9Front, a fork of Plan9 os originally made by Bell Labs: https://copy.sh/v86/?profile=9front
• HaikuOS: a fork of BeOS, which was supposed to be the classic mac os successor: https://copy.sh/v86/?profile=haiku
• SolarOS, a real time hobby os: https://copy.sh/v86/?profile=solos

Nvidia users: *Chuckles* I'm in Danger

It's hilarious that PR author in that example has monkey profile pic. I guess what people are saying about never trusting people with monkey pfp is true.

The decision to ban burkini is weird. You can't swim nude on Italy's beaches, but can't swim fully clothed either?

✅ Lawn

✅ Driveway that fits two cars

✅ Two baths

✅ Not sharing walls with neighbor

To think the day Gentoo goes binary would finally come...

Next: Slackware get automatic dependency resolution

Gigantic ships burning all those extra fuel would surely accelerate climate changes even further. Everyone, make sure to leave your car and take public transport or bicycle to offset all those extra carbon /s

Not in Hollywood, but a local actress here got divorced by her husband when he saw a sex scene in his wife's new Netflix show. Apparently the actress didn't tell her husband that the show would have some sex scenes and the husband got real mad. Why do Netflix shows always have unnecessary sex scenes anyway?

You can already do this with the power of webassembly.

Perhaps, they added, Apple could add a warning message when using the Control Panel toggles that alerts the user that tapping on its Bluetooth icon doesn’t completely shut off Bluetooth and their iPhone can still interact with proximity-activated beacons, such as Bochs’ contraption.

Apple will never do that because if enough people disable Bluetooth on their iOS devices, it'll reduce the effectiveness of Apple's Find My network.

I just want to say thank you for getting Sync up and running on Lemmy. Please don't let the toxic comments sour your day. I for one is really grateful for what you do.