Just rewatch the last season. That'll cure you.

That song is a play on the "Virginia is for lovers" slogan.

Stöckl, probably, if you're Austrian.

My grandfather was a bomber pilot and he always remembered it by picturing himself flying north along the east coast, where all the ports would be on the left.

Haha no it's a Run the Jewels lyric.

Speed of Sushi-K growth stock

Put U.S. rappers into shock

Softly. With their words.

The idea of specifically choosing motorcycle as your Costco mode of transport is hilarious, but I suppose panniers beat lugging a bunch of bags on a train. Also, my brother did a foreign exchange program in Okinawa when he was in high school, and I'm often reminded of how he said his host-father pronounced Costco as "Co-su-tu-co".

It really is. With a dash of cognitive dissonance thrown in.

principled self-organizing curmudgeons

I've never been more proud to be categorized!

Reminds me of my first day studying abroad in Germany and trying to ask a random guy at the train station to borrow his lighter.

Me, miming lighting a cigarette: "Wie sagt man—" Him: "Man sagt FEUER!"

It's either that, or these specific groups are opening up their parameters and trying to reach/convert outside their base. Which sounds about right for religious groups.