A television screen you can turn on and off without the remote. A mobile phone that has buttons on the back. A magic stick that can send my husband to the cornfield when he won't leave me alone.

I can't remember

I would say, "It's green. Haven't you seen green before? You don't know what green is?"

It's not all bad. The varied spellings of English help with visual pattern recognition and increased reading speed.

Why are people so against nuclear? It doesn't make any sense.

This is a surprisingly popular topic of discussion. We have five or so plastic Sistema 1L ones that we keep in the fridge. I think one of them at least is probably seven years old. Are we dying from tiny plastics? I don't know. Whatever.

Also piss kidneys

You fight like a dairy farmer!

If you live in the boring place, can't you at least have hobbies? I have more fun at home than I have going out, anyway.

He grabbed the steering wheel? That's so dangerous. I would have kicked him out right there.

I don't know who the hell you are, but I think you're great.

At first I thought this question was a no-brainer, that I'd rather have legs. But after thinking about it a little, the question becomes much more interesting to me.

If the case is that you can still learn to be literate, the obvious choice is to have legs. But if it means you have no possibility to ever read or write, I'm now thinking I'd rather have no legs.

I learn best from reading and writing things down, and I think I communicate better in text, too. I love learning new skills and that would be hard for me without using text. It's very sexy to have legs and I'd miss mine a lot, but I chose to be literate... I think.

Edit: I hope this is okay to do, but I made a magazine on kbin for these kinds of questions. I think would you rather questions are so fascinating and fun to discuss. Maybe someone would like to come post one or discuss? https://kbin.social/m/would_you_rather