[-] s_s@lemmy.one 50 points 5 months ago

My take-away, here, is that 8 years ago he could actually form a sentence.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 52 points 5 months ago

Honey this is an Applebee's, shit wherever you want.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My GF is a pool cleaner and once got written up for sending a customer a picture of dead pigeons that were in their yard.

The customer called the office screaming that she sent the pictures "to be mean."

Turns out these people had pest control out on their property to "remove" all the frogs because the frogs were "keeping them awake at night", and the birds took the bait instead.

Yes, these folks were filthy rich and entitled.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 78 points 1 year ago

Here's one for you: "an apron" used to be "a napron".

Linguists call this sort of change Rebracketing

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Works like email. Like how nobody owns email."

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 60 points 1 year ago

This is some hobbit-level shit.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If a lack of privacy is like being nude in public, Apple is an expensive bouncer at an expensive club where you take your clothes off for free in front of people who pay apple a cover charge, because Apple promised them you have the biggest tits.

It's kinda flattering, but is it really privacy?

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a big ask, but Empathy.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 69 points 1 year ago
[-] s_s@lemmy.one 53 points 1 year ago

"You don't have allergies Philby, you're just ugly!"

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Closed-source software is inherently predatory.

It doesn't matter if you can read the code or not, the only options that respect your freedom are open source.

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