You can put a leash on anything if you're brave enough

I feel like a hundred bucks!

because of the titties or just because its long af?

Yeah I think this is one of those unforgivable curses

He's not unemployed though, he's got a very important job, and that's Beach.

For real "so and so wrote about this" instead of whatever ambiguous nonsense that was lol

Thank you, I was hoping someone had done the math because it felt like more. I'm going to confidently quote this fact without checking it, I trust you.

Just buy new teeth

Crunchertize me cappin

Yeah, see, I couldn't even come up with that

I need a medium sized dog for reference