sensiblepuffin

joined 3 months ago

ONE CLUB, ONE CANNON

Benny Blanco off to see off Los Blancos

[–] sensiblepuffin@lemmy.funami.tech 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I had to maintain my composure through an all-hands meeting. LET'S FUCKING GO

Imagine we get a whipped in cross deflecting off of Merino's head from Tierney. The scenes.

[–] sensiblepuffin@lemmy.funami.tech 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

MLS: tries to get up but can't because Bellingham wants an autograph
Bellingham: HE TRIED TO KILL ME

Lol no yellow, no free kick, not even a stern talking to.

Alright lads, you reckon if we get 5-0 we can play the kids in Madrid?

He's got the important parts, tbh. Just needs to run a little faster :)

You literally can't, unless you're a 10' tall stickbug or you cheat too far to the left

Jover before kickoff: "Alright boys, gather round. I've been keeping a secret from you for a while and it doesn't feel right to let it go on any longer. ... Free kicks are also set pieces."

Okay one was blocked by Alaba

[–] sensiblepuffin@lemmy.funami.tech 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS FRENCHMAN'S GLOVES

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