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My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager's house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager "Don't call me Lonestar!" and he was like "Yeah whatever Lonestar" and she screamed at the top of her lungs "DON'T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!" and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired

Father Whose Son Was Shot by Cincinnati Police Hits Deputy With Car, Killing Him in c/nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 months ago

Freak accident, weird

Right-leaning Australian opposition leader loses election, and seat in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Get wrecked hoser!

"Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle." - Space Ghost in c/tenforward@lemmy.world

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Space ghost coast to coast was a fever dream from the early 2000s? Probably a bit of a wild ride if you go down that rabbit hole now

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Yippee kayak, other buckets (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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It would be bad (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Great (Mr) Scott! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Please stop. Trump sucks as a negotiator, a child could beat him (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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I used to really like that one (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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It's got a nice ring to it (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Went for a jog yesterday (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

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I've been lifting weights consistently for a couple years and consider myself to be in good shape. It's time to come off the winter bulk and I figured that starting up jogging would be an easy way to improve my conditioning and start dropping some weight, so I went out for my first jog yesterday after work.

The experience was humbling, it was shocking. In my youth I was an avid runner but have been out of it for a long time, I could not believe how difficult it was running while carrying this extra weight! For anyone else going through the same thing, hang in there

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Why pp refuses to get his security clearance (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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