He also abuses his X all the time

Why is my cocaine retiring?

I would prefer David Hasselhoff made out of hasselback potatoes.

No just balls

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

Did she turn up dressed like a 15 century tavern wench?

Amber Heard, is that you?

Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.

I don't get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was "picked up"?

It's not a laughing matter. The world used to be He He He He He He He but soon there'll be no more He He He.

He got some offers through a series of faxes

Me and @psychothumbs and @YoBuckStopsHere