Was a good read, thanks for sharing

Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

Due to US sanctions against Venezuela, they had to close the Panera Bread in Caracas. The only way Maduro can get the lemonade that kills people is by going next door to Guyana

You're thinking of Guarana. Venezuela is trying to annex Guano

Missile: zoomy boomy

That is one way to get their attention

The Disney-Netflix merger is going to singlehandedly save the western economy for a year or two

Dr bronners soaps, change scent seasonally. Arm & Hammer deodorant, think it's lavender scented. Kinda burns my armpits at times, but I'm not going to be one of those "I don't wear deodorant but I don't stink" people who actually is very stinky

I don't suppose that's a body of water there in the missing space?

Extremely not suspicious

18 years meatless and counting

Like that SNL skit where Phil Hartman can't remember what his real voice sounds like, that is me after a day of toil in the customer service factory

For real. I was raised on slop, now that I'm a vegetarian, it doesn't mean I don't like the foods I grew up eating.

I guess the point is that we don't need to rely on expensive substitutes made by the same corps that own slaughterhouses to make tasty, nutritious vegan food