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[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 11 points 9 months ago

Cell phone: talkie walkie

Mausoleum: roomy tomb-y

Armor: hardy guardy

[-] bolapara@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Credit should go to Nathan Pyle where this content originated with a less insane font.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Honorable mention:

gun = rooty tooty point-n-shooty

[-] bloopernova@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

That poor keming is so distracting!

[-] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago
[-] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Missile: zoomy boomy

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 months ago
[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Defibrillators aren't used to start your heart though. Quite the opposite actually.

They're used to get you out of an abnormal heart rhythm, by briefly stopping your heart, and letting your body restart it on it's own, hopefully with a regular rythm.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

so what's fucky wucky then?

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

that just sounds like the british language

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 months ago

Username checks out, also this

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

sitty shitty

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