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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

Cell phone: talkie walkie

Mausoleum: roomy tomb-y

Armor: hardy guardy

[–] bolapara@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Credit should go to Nathan Pyle where this content originated with a less insane font.

[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Missile: zoomy boomy

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That poor keming is so distracting!

[–] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Honorable mention:

gun = rooty tooty point-n-shooty

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Defibrillators aren't used to start your heart though. Quite the opposite actually.

They're used to get you out of an abnormal heart rhythm, by briefly stopping your heart, and letting your body restart it on it's own, hopefully with a regular rythm.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

so what's fucky wucky then?

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that just sounds like the british language

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Username checks out, also this

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

sitty shitty