Pilot: Mayday mayday mayday, we've had an engine out
Tower: Is it a full or partial engine out?
Pilot: Partially out of the cowling
Pilot: Mayday mayday mayday, we've had an engine out
Tower: Is it a full or partial engine out?
Pilot: Partially out of the cowling
Get a little portable bidet. They're not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.
While others grow a beard because we've lost everything on top and it's at least a consolation prize.
To be fair, allowing felons to run for office means that a leader's political enemies can't be charged with phony crimes in order to prevent them from running for office. It's a safeguard against authoritarianism.
I used to think there was no such thing as a stupid question. You have now changed my mind.
Howdy neighbor. Things are pretty bad up here in SLC too. I'm just gonna keep renting until it all comes down, or the lake dries up.
"Liquidation" sounds like it's just another way to say "sunken"
Easily, Frodo Baggins. The strongest, bravest, and most noble of hobbits.
Yeah, you got me lol
Boooo
Long live the Olive! Glory to the Olive empire!
When I graduated college, I was interviewing with the charter school that my mom works at. They were looking for ANYBODY with a degree in physics. It didn't matter that I wasn't a licensed educator, it didn't matter that all I had was a Bachelor's degree. They were offering an annual salary of $42,000 per year.
Two years later, I'm making over 4x that amount, annually, as a software engineer.
I really would love to teach, because I love science and I love teaching. But I love financial stability and a good work/life balance wayyy more.