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The only job you could find is as a sex hotline operator. What do you say when you answer the phone? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

You need this job

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People who jump the queue in traffic by using the wrong lane, then expect everyone to stop and make way for them when they want to merge at the end (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Don't mind the rest of us here on the road, we're in our cars because we had nothing better to do at home.

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When this post is 1 hour old, HC will go down for maintenance - COMPLETED (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by splinter@hilariouschaos.com to c/announcements@hilariouschaos.com
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I'm cutting over to the new router, this could take anywhere between 30 minutes to a couple of hours depending on how badly shit goes wrong.

Edit: It's mostly done now, I'm still making some tweaks but overall the site will work.

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HC was down for a few hours - sorry (hilariouschaos.com)
 

You may have noticed that HC was unreachable for a few hours. This was likely caused by planned maintenance by the ISP, but my existing router doesn't recover very well from these events and this happened while I was sleeping.

The good news is this router is being replaced later today anyway, ironically enough, with a 16 core monster. This also means there will have to be another outage at some point, but I will announce this one and things will settle down after that.

Anyway this happens very rarely (I hope I don't jinx it lol), but don't panic when it does, it's only temporary and HC is coming back.

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People who eat their lunch at their desks (hilariouschaos.com)
 

We have a lunchroom for a reason. Smelling someone's curry or fish while you're trying to work fucking sucks.

Having to use a greasy mouse and keyboard because Samantha was "too busy" to spend 15 minutes eating her potato chips in the lunch room drives me up the wall too.

Thankfully it doesn't happen as often where I currently work. I've also started making fun of people who do this, in hopes that they'll feel embarrassed enough to not to turn it into a habit.

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You've had a revelation that you should build the Ark. How do you go about it? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Due Date: Licence Renewal (rego) (hilariouschaos.com)
 

"Our sincere ѡish is that this correspondence reaches you in good health. Yoυr license (rego) is υp ƒor reneѡal, and we woυld hate to see yoυ go ѡithout it as a loyal client."

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Fuck they didn't even bother filling in the fields of their scam template, training at the scamscentre is going downhill.

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Notice: Your membership has been put on pause. (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Who the fuck is the literary genius that writes these fucking scams? 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Renew your Norton life-lock today (hilariouschaos.com)
 

"Your help keeps our resolve energized like a fully charged battery. We are grateful for your dedication, which has powered our path. "

Fucking poetic! 🤣

I think we've all felt like purchasing some Norton life-lock every now and then:

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Got a receipt from Paypal (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Apparently someone made a fraudulent transaction, but it's OK they stopped it and I just need to call them so they can process my refund.

Looks legit:

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Red Cotton Towels (hilariouschaos.com)
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