I am a fat ass.
I got myself a gym membership.
Had begun going, but then slacked off because of the reason listed in the first line.
Then, I saw this really superb workout underwear thing, (fuck knows what are they called), in a mall and thought that this might help me go back. So I bought a pair.
I shit you not, this fabric, I don't know what this is. But it's so fine that my jewels feel like they have been wrapped snug in velvet, they just feel so safe!
I'm a grower and not a shower but even then oh my heaven, my twigs and berries make a mound so perfect, it would make Himeros proud.
I think it's the same material they make Yoga pants with for women.
I now understand the fascination.
I now go to the gym just so that I get to wear these fancy knickers.