MASH

MASH had the theme song sung during the movie. Suicide is Painless is a classic.

I'd put Uhura on the voice one.

I was taught the rules before I handled a gun. But nice try.

its far too easy to mishandle guns, even if you are an expert

Every poster in this post who has mentioned how to safely use a weapon has broken one of those rules at least once.

Incorrect. Some of us were professionally trained to handle weapons safely. I've never violated a gun handling rule after I learned them. I think you're projecting a bit.

If you violate the rules of gun handling then you shouldn't be able to own or handle one.

You only point guns at things you want to destroy. This was completely avoidable. I knew guys kicked out of the army for negligent discharges that didn’t hit anything. Hitting someone in the face should be a lengthy prison term.

Accidental discharges don’t exist. They are called negligent discharges because guns don’t fire accidentally.

Very rarely do you see such a mixture of arrogance, self-righteousness and utter lack of logic in a single person.

I know another orange example...

Almost* anything can be a technical if you’re feeling frisky enough.

In the army you have to have a ground guide for vehicles that big. A ground guide is a soldier that walks in front of the big vehicle and watches for obstacles. The ground guide helps the driver navigate obstacles they are unable to see due to blind spots.

I propose we legislate that all vehicles that big require a ground guide to walk in front of them.

Then everyone will buy small vehicles so the newly formed ground guide union will have less power.

Not yet.