Guy is a great writer.
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1998? That 'Phil was here' bit had to be a reference to Shawshank.
Seems like adding insult to injury to find the minors responsible. They're just kids.
Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I'm going home.
They can't even afford neckties. How well can it really be going?
Seems like queen should know it's rude to show up without a RSVP.
Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.
Whose ready to update Weird Al's White and Nerdy with Bald and Horny?
Yeah Warren, I'm shitty at being poor but you're shitty at being rich. Living in a tiny ass house in the middle of BFE and driving old piece of shit cars. Fuck off, dragon.
Silent Bob. That's where I first heard it. It's a hilarious story from the Evening with Kevin Smith DVD.
Further proof that Tuvix was murdered. Prosecute Admiral Jane way.
I had to look it up but there is a legit reference to FAMK.