Me writing my resume in third person
Janice from The Sopranos
Cisco Webex.
You think teams or zoom are annoying? This is much worse. The worst part is with some default meeting settings, a loud chime would play every time someone joined. People kept this on for meetings of 300+ people, then they started talking over the beeps once "the popcorn slowed down."
I'm a software engineer who does woodworking, and I approve this message.
But my favorite explanation: you grab your hand saw, and it works. You don't find out that the latest npm japanese-hand-saw-tooth package is incompatible with plywood, and you need to downgrade the package or buy new plywood to make a cut.
Clearly you need to buy more belts to fill out your new belt organizer
7/10, would've been better if she didn't have to remind me to make it so many times
The last trip to buy pots to separate the existing overgrown succulents also brought home a new succulent. Soooo...
I asked my wife and she said "no"
I used the tools I bought earlier to justify those purchases
I already coated with paste wax. Should be enough, we'll see.
They were asking for a ride. She speaks Ukrainian. I'm guessing she wasn't bothered by it.