I’d imagine they swap creative blow-offs for laughs, like any job.

A fucking pharmacist tried to talk my daughter out of the latest COVID vaccine (which I guess is its own thing and not just a booster). Wtf? This was at Walgreens. I’m proud of my kid, though.

Oh you mean the 42 town-sized forward operating bases inside the treasonous province? They will come in very handy in the 72 hours it takes to resecure that territory.

He graduated to Dad.

Well, get busy. That screenplay isn’t going to write itself. Or will it? cue intense music

This guy got fired for physically assaulting a student athlete on tape. His privilege kept him out of jail. Fuck the both of them. They’re criminals.

I’ve never heard of a celibacy fetish before but I guess it’s a wide world.

I appreciate your commitment to inclusion.

Willful ignorance. It appears that doesn’t make one immune either.

I’d like it to be affordable. I don’t mind PPV but come on.

Ooooo, I love role playing!

I’ve got a question about the classified document case. Do you think I should get Jiffy Pop original or Orville Redenbacher microwave for my nightly news recaps?