It was a beanie and also quite some time ago. I don't really like to wear hats.

The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?

The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.

I'm very glad they did, but it's heckin frustrating how many Republicans don't seem to care about anything that affects other people until something affects them personally. I've read variants of this article for many years.

Depends on the color of bandana you're wearing

So she was transferred to a men's facility from a women's, denied any opportunity to appeal, and thrown in solitary for not going willingly. I wonder, are they going to keep her in solitary for the rest of her imprisonment, or are they going to release her and put a woman in with the men at the prison? Either seems like a completely fucked up option.

Gotta say, I didn't see this coming

Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

I was in the drink it camp right up until

the experts found bone remains and a gold ring at the bottom of the glass vessel. 

It must have been a bone dry white wine though

That sounds awful! If you're gonna bring something to class, you need to bring enough for everyone.

If I ever go to Mississippi I guess I'm gonna have to piss on the governor's mansion instead

I made a therapy appointment

Washington should turn around and issue an arrest warrant for this idiot if he keeps on with trying to violate HIPAA.