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[–] user_name@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

“The company is in trouble! We need to pay our CEO more to incentivize performance! Also we can’t fire them because a transition during our difficulties would only hurt the company more!”

“The stock price is growing! We need to pay our CEO more to make sure no competitor tried to hire them away from us!”

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a urologist friend who says a huge portion of his job is taking things out of people’s dickholes.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

He did sell it…to himself. His AI company bought it.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Not saying this doesn’t suck, but it is also a soft paywall dodge for sites like WaPo.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Minesweeper.

Simple, endlessly playable.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up!

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

This just means either the guy who retired or the new CEO will become governor and then senator from Florida like Rick Scott.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, Bush said that but he’s just quoting the Bible. Matthew 12:30 “He that is not with me is against me” so by Obi-Wan’s subsequent assertion that “only the Sith deal in absolutes” Jesus is more Sith than Jedi.