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Why was the calendar afraid? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because its days were numbered!

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Why do bicycles fall over? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they're two-tired!

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Why did the dolphin join a band? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because it had the best tuna in town!

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Why did the coffee file a police report? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

It got mugged!

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Why was the broom late? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

It swept in!

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they make up everything!

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How do you throw a space party? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

You planet!

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Why did the tomato turn red? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Why did the tree go on vacation? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

It needed to branch out!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

A stick!

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they make up everything!

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Why did the frog sit on the lily pad? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

He wanted to try a new "hop-scotch!"

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