Talented people piss me off

And it’s censored with an emoji

Some nights they called him “double fisto”

I’m surprised there is no carpeted toilet seat cover tbh

Are ducks rapists?

Don’t forget about big truck guy and his pavement princess

Same for crushed, literally 0 ice then just a straight up fucking avalanche

T swift enters chat

I missed out on the Zelda series when I was little. I am ashamed to say I thought the dude’s name was Zelda for most of my childhood

That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place

Texas being Texas

Truly shocking