Although it makes a bit of sense for them to do this given that they have only a few hundred users on the instance, it's still depressing to hear.

Why do I feel so committed to this?

Holy shit dude

Honestly you're not a real one until you've written your own kernel entirely

You can't convince me this isn't an actual tweet

Aweil, continue comme ça!

You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I'll have to stick with my original choice chief

Stick, easiest choice of my life

I fucking love this advice

I believe he's referring to the Iranian consulate in Damascus that was targeted and blown up by Israel a few days ago

I swear everytime someone looks at me when coding I suddenly forget the syntax to declaring a function, and feel like an idiot looking up whatever it is I forgot to add