They still haven't found out about mine.

Also I just remembered yesterday that I forgot to go to a conference my boss invited me to... on the 17th of Oct...

Like working on cars. Oh wait...

For reference a light year is about 63241 times further than the distance between the earth and sun.

Well that's your problem right there: you're using logic.

I don't know, but Steve is pissed.

If you're planning on keeping Windows intact and you have a spare drive lying around I recommend temporarily removing your main SSD and installing the distro on the spare. This will prevent potential bootloader issues if you decide Linux isn't your daily driver. The downside is if you want to swap OSes you'll need to select the drive you want to boot from in BIOS.

These "jokes" do not feel good if there's even a hint of seriousness.

Wait, I thought this was a young person on a cell phone.

I don't think I specifically took this one, but the questions look the same. add.org's ADHD questionnaire Best of luck!

Thank you, fellow human

Pretty cool, guy