From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

I always felt that broccoli was spelt the way it looked

Weird, generally latex prevents children from getting in

she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

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96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

Bruh I picked human fighter, not human talker

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

God I fucking wish

Then explain why the chad in this meme is on the side of the capitalism

You can’t, and your argument lays in shambles