Man, that was a headache. Thank you. Looks like it’s meant to be read left to right, top to bottom, straight lines only, except around the middle-ish (formatting this on mobile so it probably won’t work):

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I fucking knew it! The world’s fate was always in the hands of traumatized horny teenagers!

Fool me once

He’s probably locked up in a vampire basement somewhere

Just a quick safety PSA, bibles are only good for protecting against Judeo-Christian demons. I always recommend keeping an oonusa for yokai, a copy of Bhagavata Purana for preths, etc

I feel like this comic embodies the personalities of Aabria Iyengar and Brennan Lee Mulligan

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

My favourite JFK theory is what if there wasn’t a shooter and his head just did that

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

From the signature at the bottom, I think their name is “End”

There’s a sticker that says “CAR” if it helps

The shitpost is also cursed