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Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Incest Myres

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

I thought The Cranberries were from Ireland

you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

As a person who’s just started playing Portal again, i find this very funny please get out of my closet

He’s crepuscular!

Okay you’ve gone full weirdo, and I’m gonna torpedo ^^^^with ^^^^an ^^^^upvote

e: wait shit how do I make text small my comedic timing depends on it

I hate when arth give feelinga

Seriously, this is the best advertisement

I bought the game, even if just to support the devs for being amazing trolls

I vote we name these knobbly bumpy mounds as knobbly and bumpy, respectively

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.