What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

Chaos dog

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart

If it's hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O'Brien is mad at the Cardassians

Because that state of affairs is so whelming as to not be worth mentioning.

My guess is that comment was a victim of autocorrect and they meant cool

For me it was gay sex that did it

One of the kids in my computer class found out about netmsg and some of us started sending messages to each other. One day I saw a kid fell asleep at his desk, so I messaged him "wake up". It must have spooked him because when he woke up he called the teacher over and they puzzled over it together for a minute. I thought for sure since the name of the computer was in the message box and printed on a label on the computer that they would find out it was me, but nope lol

Another time in the same class I figured out how to create a local account so I could change the theme (it was Windows XP) to one I liked more. The teacher saw it when she was walking by and thought something was wrong with the monitor.