I don't trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

That was John Quincy Adams. I remember because I also learned that he did this nude, an image I've been trying to get out of my head for 30 years.

My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?

I'm just here for the cat pics

Ah, that explains why they're so insufferable.

I'm sorry, is this comment a reference to something?

The turtle shell pauldrons are a nice touch

Apparently a dacoit is an armed robber

I revisited an old hobby, emulating niche systems. I got an Acorn emulator with Risc OS 5 and some development tools, and I wrote a snake game in BBC BASIC and a calculator in pure ARM assembly, both of which are new to me. It was a blast.

Okay, I missed the Minecraft context at first and I imagined something much more gruesome