zakobjoa

joined 2 years ago
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

The continent?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (10 children)

Ah, Yugoslavia. How dare anyone disturb that genocide.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

So you have never met Eastern Europeans?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

No war but class war.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (5 children)

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It's like you don't want this.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The morality clause in his contract prohibited “contracting a marriage in violation of the rules of the Catholic church” and “actively engaging in homosexual activity”.

That last part sounds like they're okay with bottoms?!

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's literally called Diablo Grande. Do you think water is supposed to go there?!

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

They're not the same. But the Dems are just watching.

You know, like the picture shows.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Konnte auch ewig nicht loslassen, vermisse es nicht.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I get that reference. It's been years, though. What's the difference again?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I don't know why, but I've come to hate all caps highlights.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Peter Lustig, kind of our Mr Rogers.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Hey gang.

I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic.

Right now – through the power of Plot™ – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that these artifacts belong in a museum.

And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that.

My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear).

I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this.

Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

 
 

Rule of Google: if it works, kill it.

I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want.

Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet.

I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

 

Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

 
 
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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by zakobjoa@lemmy.world to c/dm_academy@lemmy.world
 

I need help/input/inspiration with a campaign I am planning. Without going into too much detail, in the world I've built there used to be a historically important and very powerful council of 7 mages (3 elves, a human, a gnome, an orc and a dwarf). They've each left behind a magical artifact of some kind. My group (druid, rogue, cleric and swashbuckler) is eventually going to hunt down all these artifacts.

I am struggling to find artifacts that would fit. They either feel too mundane or are way too powerful. I want these artifacts to be useful and powerful, for the time they get them. Of course, they're not going to get them all at once. So these things should be spaced out to be useful from about player level 3 to 12.

We're playing Pathfinder 2e, but I can easily adapt DnD items as well. If you have homebrew, I'll take that as well. If you have general input for these items or that plotline, that's great as well.

Thank you all in advance.

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