[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

That's so not a trout.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That flying when it closer was weird. Jammed?

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Ja komm lass Zwei-Parteien-System, Diggi.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago

They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.

A cursory search could've revealed that that's simply untrue.

Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.

Also they pay Elon $8 a month.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 286 points 3 months ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 144 points 4 months ago

Biden has the chance to do a big, big funny here.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 113 points 4 months ago

I see "speaker" or "coach" and immediately disregard anything they have to say.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 70 points 5 months ago

And he also flew off the track because he came into that bend too hot.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by zakobjoa@lemmy.world to c/dm_academy@lemmy.world

Hey gang.

I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic.

Right now – through the power of Plot™ – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that these artifacts belong in a museum.

And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that.

My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear).

I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this.

Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

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Rule of Google: if it works, kill it.

I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want.

Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet.

I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

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Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by zakobjoa@lemmy.world to c/dm_academy@lemmy.world

I need help/input/inspiration with a campaign I am planning. Without going into too much detail, in the world I've built there used to be a historically important and very powerful council of 7 mages (3 elves, a human, a gnome, an orc and a dwarf). They've each left behind a magical artifact of some kind. My group (druid, rogue, cleric and swashbuckler) is eventually going to hunt down all these artifacts.

I am struggling to find artifacts that would fit. They either feel too mundane or are way too powerful. I want these artifacts to be useful and powerful, for the time they get them. Of course, they're not going to get them all at once. So these things should be spaced out to be useful from about player level 3 to 12.

We're playing Pathfinder 2e, but I can easily adapt DnD items as well. If you have homebrew, I'll take that as well. If you have general input for these items or that plotline, that's great as well.

Thank you all in advance.

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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

But he was also completely insane.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

Well if you smoke two packs a day since you're eight and everything you touch, eat and breathe contains lead, asbestos or both – that might age you a little.

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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago

Incidentally, both not native to Europe.

Europeans taking shit from other continents and making it theirs. It feels like there's a metaphor or something...

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