Could we start a trend of drunk calling this number? I want the next release to sound like a drunk break up call.

Called and it said strawberry has two r's.

And people wonder why Democrats are so unpopular when they're trying to play the bases against each other.

Doubt many CEOs shop at Walmart, otherwise it would totally be terrorism charges.

To make new nursery rhymes.

See how unracist these billionaires are to give luxury vacations to this upstanding black individual for no reason other than their amazing friendship?

Ahh yes, efficiency to "improve the ... stewardship of taxpayer dollars". So instead of actually delivering better services, they can more efficiently deny those services. Sound familiar?

RIP king.

Fork it!

How long before I can use ASL to prompt inject an age verification machine?

The guy has basically admitted takes K to not face personal accountability.