[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

NO WAY! Did they just copy the Siemens Mireo and made it a double decker

It looks even more obvious in the German version of the site where the first picture is literally this one:

Edit:

Now that I have taken a closer look I question if the "Tesla" train is even a double decker or actually the Mireo

Edit 2:

And I am unsure if Yahoo just used a random train as their cover or if this is the Tesla train in question. I am so confused O.o

Edit 3:

Soo it's not a double decker and it is "Tesla's train" sooo... If I was Tesla I'd get back to the drawing board because I doubt Siemens will be happy with what they did here

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago

Live footage of the cat & mouse vibing

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

ESC 2024 in a nutshell:

🇨🇭 The Swiss finally found Nemo, who is non-binary and won by breaking the code and riding a Tagada

🇮🇪 Ireland performed a demon summoning and was awarded 6th by the jury, 6th by the audience and ended up in 6th - 666 intensifies

🇳🇱 The Dutch dude was disqualified for allegedly being an asshole

🇮🇱 Israel did not decapitate Netanyahu on stage and still finished high up in the ranks, sending pro-palestine Twitter users into rage

🇪🇪 We saw Estonian VSauce

They desperately tried to bait the audience with Abba just to show us the worst deep fake in human history and letting some previous ESC winners (including Conchita Wurst) perform Waterloo on stage.

(Did I miss anything?)

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 28 points 6 months ago

Aiden woke up and chose violence.

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I tried my best with my limited drawing skills :')

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You can search for "Sucrose" on any search engine, go to Images and watch the civil war unfold

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btw, I wanted to add Pantheon (Elementary OS' Desktop) too but upon dependency issues I decided not to

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War grad auf da Landstraße und die U-Bahn is nd weitergefahren und auf einmal kam die Durchsage "Liebe Fahrgäste, die U-Bahn auf Gleis 1 ist defekt! Dear passengers, the train on platform 1 is broken!" Läuft bei den Wiener Linien! :')

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Could be meant for bdsm purposes but I am lacking a partner for that. And I may be desperate but I am far from being THAT desperate. 💀

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 29 points 9 months ago

Dude is a hentai main character

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Finds auch ziemlich kurios wies im "Unsre Heimat" Pionier Lied darum geht, den Staat und die Umwelt zu schützen - und dann leitet man ungefiltert Industrieabwasser in die Flüsse und vernichtet die Wälder.

Soße

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I know that my impact alone is close to zero when it comes to these statistics and since it is just a frontend I'd imagine it will but I'd like to be sure.

It is often claimed that these statistics - as well as leaving a comment and pressing like - contribute to a video being pushed by the algorithm but I guess no one except the YT devs knows for sure (and sometimes I'm not sure if they know either).

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago

Nuking a reactor lab just because it got hacked seems like the most American thing to do...

Is what I wanted to comment until I found out they didn't mean the action of nuking something but nuke as an abbreviation of nuclear... That wording boi :')

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[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tbf, I have like 7 accounts and I'm currently only using 2 or 3 since Lemmy servers are much more stable than they used to be

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[Disclaimer:] do not take this too serious ;)

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 37 points 10 months ago

No, I will make it EVEN BETTER:

From now on the week days shall be known as:

  • Migrant blaming Monday

  • Trump Tuesday

  • Wanker Wednesday

  • Trans shaming Thursday

  • Fascist Friday

  • Sex offender Saturday

  • SS Sunday

Furthermore, my team will develop official clients so we can block all the other ones in the future (who needs those anyways).

We will block access from the web as well through anonymous accounts.

We managed to get some ad revenue partners on board so you can watch your favourite ads to the content you'll get delivered through our newest and most innovative algorithm that'll rank posts from our greatest supporters at the very top even tho you have already seen them dozens of times.

Oh, and btw: we are releasing subscription models offering you perks like:

  • Random earrapes (who doesn't like these)

  • Even worse UI

  • Actually getting content

  • Having less money

  • Getting preferred by the algorithm

  • Feeling like your worthless life has an actual meaning

  • A customized handjob from our team <3

Oh, and free accounts have the downsides of being rate limited to 5 posts a day, 1 bit of text when commenting or posting and a resolution of 16x16 pixels for images.

Want to work for us? - No problem. Our employees have the luxury of having their own toilet cubicle where they can eat, work, shit, work, work even more, ~~sleep~~, work, and repeat...

We already replaced the content management team with Blind AL - saved us ten dollars!

Matt Damon is in, are urine?

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Things are going to be a lot different from now on!

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago
[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They mainly blame it on the sun or they just see it as "natural warming" just the way ice ages have existed.

For example: here's one of Germany's leading right wing populists (and inbred nazi descendant wannabe noble) Beatrix von Storch saying: "Well maybe we need to tell the sun to shine less!" when being asked about how to tackle climate change.

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