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[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna need to see that monkey's gun license pls.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

The monkey has a right bare arm.

[-] WHYAREWEALLCAPS@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago

Does he have a left bear arm?

[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

No unfortunately he has the right two bear arms

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

~Awkward clapping~

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

RFK, Jr. is bananas enough for everyone.

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