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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 177 points 3 months ago

I was told to touch grass, but when I did that it yelled "sexual harassment."

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 142 points 3 months ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It only said it licks feet. Gotcha.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Still going to do the splits

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

ah but how can you prove that the implication wasn't that it'd lick anything that touches it? you can't extrapolate exclusivity from only one data point, it's more sensible to assume slutty grass

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It doesn't say "it licked my feet" which would be one data point. It says "what if it licked your feet", that is asserting that one condition and no others. You can't extrapolate anything else.

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Sexual grassment

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 15 points 3 months ago

Maybe it was Henry the anti assgrab crabgrass. https://youtu.be/1n7NB-lPJuU

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